Tuesday, September 30, 2014
For some reason everyone texted John.
There was no rhyme or reason to it.
Just everyone John had ever exchanged cellphone
numbers with all thought of John at the same
time, and all texted him.
So John got 440 texts:
‘Hey man - you’ve got my Fargo DVD still’; ‘Me
and Jen just realised we haven’t seen you for
fucking ages - let’s do somethig about that!’;
‘John, do you have Ron Welch’s number?’
John went through so many emotions that
morning he lost twenty pounds in weight.
That’s about nine kilos.
Poem #900 ‘Too Much All At Once’ - Tim Key

(Source: thehellofitall)

(Source: kredikshaw)

Monday, September 29, 2014

Can gadgets make me sharper, smarter, winnier?

(Source: awildwildocean)

(Source: eddiecatflap)


I don’t accessorise. I’m Howard Moon. There’s a simple truth to me.
I don’t have to adorn myself in trinkets.

(Source: britishcomedyoverflowing)


12. tim key (and tom basden) for scruplesthecat


12. tim key (and tom basden) for scruplesthecat

Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2009//Would I Lie To You S08E03

(Source: theblogofeternalstench)